Pony Clop Haiku

pony clop haiku
create lovely poetry
then fuck rainbow dash

Six lovely ponies…
Snap my claws, grow tentacles:
Eighteen sweet holes filled.

Huh?

Bend over darling,
Said the marshmallow pony-
Forgot the corn starch.

RatChieftain

So soft and squishy
There’s no feeling that compares
Marshmallow butt holes.

RatChieftain

I fucked my Rainbro
How her moans pieced the heavens
I have no regrets.

RatChieftain

Yellow wings, pink mane;
They see the ‘Shy she allows.
None suspect she tops.

Huh?

Hate-sex in desert
Shreds of pink and purple mane
We won’t speak of this

Applejinx

The lizard licks well;
Gummy’s special diet comes
from Pinkie’s wet snatch.

Nine

Horn, wings, cutie mark…
All the erogenous zones.
Divinity rocks.

Huh?

Come on, girls, work it!
Class, look at how Apple Bloom
uses her whole tongue.

Nine

Bondage pegasi
How do you immobilize
All them legs and wings?

Applejinx

One drooling princess
grinds against unyielding stone;
Discord is rock-hard.

Nine

Element fetish:
six young mares come together
and come together

Nine

Spike dreams every night
Of Rarity’s tight buttcheeks
He sighs with great lust

Reasonandrhyme

Pink goddess of love
Chains her stallion to the bed
And demands worship.

Tactical!Rainboom

A yellow pony
Rolls in magic blue flowers
For Rarity’s sake

Silver Strength