Pony Clop Haiku

Pretty country mare
Blushes, but grins when she asks
“Bedroom rodeo?

Two Bits

Two Bits - Applejack - 11 months ago -

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Supersonic love
Wonderbolts measure it in
Miles per orgasm

SIlver Strength

Silver Strength - Wonderbolts - 11 months ago -

1

Warn Luna’s suitors
This night will last forever
They like the idea

Silver Strength

Silver Strength - Luna - 11 months ago

Whirling pegasi
Sixty-nining in mid-air
Dizziness ensues

Applejinx

Applejinx - 11 months ago

For pegasus guards
Fellatio Formation
Tests focus and form

Silver Strength

Silver Strength - 11 months ago -

1

Love overpowers
Shining’s spell of protection
Royal conception

Silver Strength

Silver Strength - Cadance - Shining Armor - 11 months ago

I need work; the sign
Says, “Inquire Within,” but…
The sign’s on her rump

Silver Strength

Silver Strength - 11 months ago

Nerds with benefits:
A crazy night of study
Plus happy ending

Silver Strength

Silver Strength - Twilight - 11 months ago

Trixie does her show
Then she clops to a mirror
Then, OH FUCK A BEAR.

Nanaki

Nanaki - Trixie - 11 months ago -

1

Take her dark powers
Make my little sister scream
Oh yeah, just like that

Nine

Nine - Celestia - Luna - 11 months ago

Cheerilee whispers,
“Fuck me until I’m screaming.”
“Oh gosh,” Twilight says.

SleeplessBrony

SleeplessBrony - Cheerilee - Twilight - 11 months ago -

4

You mean you got two?”
Apple Bloom smiles at Spike’s blush.
“Alright, let’s see ‘em.

SleeplessBrony

SleeplessBrony - Apple Bloom - Spike - 11 months ago -

7

When the time is right,
Spike will storm the white castle.
(Here, “castle” means “vag.”)

Huh?

Huh? - Spike - Rarity - 11 months ago -

3

Fatal horn-insert
Magic ejaculation
…what a way to go

Applejinx

applejinx - 11 months ago -

5

Mane of unknown stars.
Wings made from the night’s whispers.
Vag that drips moonlight.

Tactical!Rainboom

Tactical!Rainboom - Luna - 11 months ago -

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