Pony Clop Haiku

Hate-sex in desert
Shreds of pink and purple mane
We won’t speak of this

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Pinkie - Rarity - Applejinx - 10 months ago

Bondage pegasi
How do you immobilize
All them legs and wings?

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Applejinx - 11 months ago

Whirling pegasi
Sixty-nining in mid-air
Dizziness ensues

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Applejinx - 11 months ago

Fatal horn-insert
Magic ejaculation
…what a way to go

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applejinx - 11 months ago -

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Legs wrap cello tight-
Who needs subwoofers to make
Vag-shaking bass notes?

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Applejinx - Octavia - 12 months ago

Beep beep I’m a cloud
Hiding clopping pegasi
Now I rain in white

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Applejinx - 12 months ago

Pretty Blossomforth
Just adores her Diamond Dog
She’s fit to be tied

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Applejinx - Blossomforth - 12 months ago

Beware Blossomforth!
Is one night of ecstacy
Worth the corkscrew dick?

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Applejinx - Blossomforth - 12 months ago

Crotch against her rump
Spitfire’s tail is really fire
Owies ouch oh fuck

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Applejinx - Spitfire - 1 year ago

Healing cutie mark
Aloe soothes so well when spread
All over my plot

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Applejinx - Aloe - 1 year ago

AJ ties her mane
Illustrating skills she’s learned
Knotting cherry stems

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Applejinx - Applejack - 1 year ago

Pony Clop Haiku
Nooo, Princess Celestia!
Horn does not go there!

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Applejinx - Celestia - 1 year ago -

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Naughty Derpy Hooves!
Gazing lovingly into
Both stiff stallions’ eyes

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Applejinx - Derpy - 1 year ago

Pony clop haiku?
Sorry, I am too busy
Licking Dashie’s wings

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Applejinx - Dashie - 1 year ago