Pony Clop Haiku

Six lovely ponies…
Snap my claws, grow tentacles:
Eighteen sweet holes filled.

Huh?

Huh? - Discord - 8 months ago -

4

Yellow wings, pink mane;
They see the ‘Shy she allows.
None suspect she tops.

Huh?

Fluttershy - huh? - 9 months ago

Horn, wings, cutie mark…
All the erogenous zones.
Divinity rocks.

Huh?

Huh? - Alicorn - 11 months ago

When the time is right,
Spike will storm the white castle.
(Here, “castle” means “vag.”)

Huh?

Huh? - Spike - Rarity - 11 months ago -

3

One refined lady
plus one nympho pastry chef
makes Marshmallow Pie.

Huh?

Huh? - Rarity - Pinkie - 11 months ago

Big Mac’s too dang long!
Good thing Pinkie’s vagina
is like a a TARDIS…

Huh?

Huh? - Big Macintosh - Pinkie - 11 months ago -

5

Come on, Dashie! Smile!”
Pink fur, fishnets, and whipped cream…
Rainbow Dash comes, hard.

Huh?

Huh? - Dashie - Pinkie - 11 months ago