Pony Clop Haiku

Bend over darling,
Said the marshmallow pony-
Forgot the corn starch.

RatChieftain

Rarity - RatChieftain - 9 months ago -

1

Hate-sex in desert
Shreds of pink and purple mane
We won’t speak of this

Applejinx

Pinkie - Rarity - Applejinx - 10 months ago

Spike dreams every night
Of Rarity’s tight buttcheeks
He sighs with great lust

Reasonandrhyme

Reasonandrhyme - Spike - Rarity - 11 months ago

A yellow pony
Rolls in magic blue flowers
For Rarity’s sake

Silver Strength

Silver Strength - Fluttershy - Rarity - 11 months ago

When the time is right,
Spike will storm the white castle.
(Here, “castle” means “vag.”)

Huh?

Huh? - Spike - Rarity - 11 months ago -

3

One refined lady
plus one nympho pastry chef
makes Marshmallow Pie.

Huh?

Huh? - Rarity - Pinkie - 11 months ago

Applejack! Gently!”
Rarity whines with a grin.
She doesn’t mean it.

SleeplessBrony

SleeplessBrony - Applejack - Rarity - 1 year ago