Pony Clop Haiku

Pretty country mare
Blushes, but grins when she asks
“Bedroom rodeo?

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Two Bits - Applejack - 11 months ago -

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The guard blinks at last
When the rainbow colored tail
Flags in lewd display

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Two Bits - Dashie - 12 months ago

Losing the grass seeds
Please, spank me harder - oh yes!
I’ve been a bad colt

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Two Bits - Caramel - 12 months ago

Quiet now Dashie!
Hush, bite on this pillow or
Y’all wake Apple Bloom

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Two Bits - Dashie - Applejack - 1 year ago

Precious purple plot
She trots, stars bob on those flanks
Ee-yup! I want her

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Two Bits - Twilight - Big Macintosh - 1 year ago

Chomp the bit harder
Now you’re more than just a mare
Who will top today?

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Two Bits - 1 year ago